A loose archive of late-night answers. Search a name, sort by archetype, or just stare politely.
Everything is fine and also on fire.
Favorite smell?
Jockstrap
What is the scariest animal?
Penguin
Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.
Conquer my fear of penguins.
Awake, tender, slightly nostalgic.
Wife Michelle
Mosquitoes
Joy, Malia, Sasha, Michelle, Useful
Dry on the outside, mushy on the inside.
Wife Patti
Brown recluse spider
Damn, what a fuckin' ride.
Cooking garlic / Baby's butt
Possum
Oh, fuck.
Husband's spicy breath
Humans
Mostly predominantly largely overtly they are.
Petrichor
Roach
Trying to change the world.
The beach
Cat
Hopefully quite, quite, quite long.
Big questions, small bites.
Orange blossom
Snake
Keeps getting better and better.
Refined chaos, tasteful mischief.
Norton Commando engine oil
Spiders
Health. Love. Friendship. Create art. Motorcycles.
Michael's neck
Really large birds
It's going to be great, hopefully.
Apple pie
Black widow spider
Very, very, very, very long.
Night-blooming jasmine
Centipede
Loving, compassionate, electric, effective, hilarious.