Chaotic Optimist
Jon Stewart
Everything is fine and also on fire.
You'd survive the apocalypse, badly, but cheerfully.
The Questionert
Favorite smell?
The beach
— Jon Stewart
The transcript
All 15 answers
No. 01
Best sandwich?
65 to 75% ingredient to bread
No. 02
What's one thing you own that you should really throw out?
Everything I wear
No. 03
What is the scariest animal?
Cat
No. 04
Apples or oranges?
Apples
No. 06
Favorite action movie?
Finding Nemo
No. 07
Favorite smell?
The beach
No. 08
Least favorite smell?
Things at the beach
No. 09
Exercise: worth it?
Please...
No. 10
Flat or sparkling?
Flat
No. 12
You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life. What is it?
Lost in the Flood
No. 13
What number am I thinking of?
Infinity
No. 14
Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.
Hopefully quite, quite, quite long.
No. 15
What do you think happens when we die?
Very little